me praying and thanking the lord for this wonderful meal
did you just eat your girl out to hey arnold
A relationship should not drain you.
Unless Bae just fucked the shit outta you cause you be tired after that..
kristen stewart declaring she’s “like soooo gay” and swearing on national television cleared my skin and washed away my depression
I threw my back out doing this so be careful, kids
(Source: animatedtext, via lesbian-superstar)
(Source: weheartit.com, via i-am-bi-not-gonna-lie)
me: i have an oral exam in my french class tomorrow i’m super nervous
boy: oral exam huh ;) ;) ;)
me:
(via bundywashere)